It’s been more than two decades that Google has been guiding us to make better decisions in life. However, Bing has been trying to do everything to replace Google in the web scenario and we are quite sure that it isn’t going to happen any time soon. However, the savage replies of Bing have left us rolling on the floor laughing. Check it out!
Best Way Out?
This is basically a comparison between a true friend and a sadist shady friend who gives you the answer you have been dodging. Google is full of ethics and Bing is just giving answers you don’t want to hear. Sometimes, just sometimes we want legit answers to what we asked and not some philosophical knowledge.
Google should let us make decisions for ourselves.
Burning The Calories
We are just amused by the sense of humor this search engine has. This is what we have been waiting to hear. Google’s suggestion is definitely gonna help but the result will be temporary. However, if we choose to burn all the food outlets, it will be a permanent way to get rid of the calories.
So, which routine are you going to follow?
Snake Games
This is a major reason why we can’t trust Bing with our lives. While Google suggests us to seek for professional help, Bing would suggest you perform some really weird stunts with the danger you are avoiding.
All Bing wants to convey is that you gotta face the fear and not seek for someone to take it out of your life. Got it?
It’s That Simple
We think we have decoded Bing. These people want you to deal with the situation like a daredevil. Who asks for suggestions after all? Take the matter in your own hands and kill the person. Adults just make the situation calmer and that is not what you want, right?
You want to make the situation worse for yourself and Bing has the right solution for that.
Whatever You Say!
Google has always managed to tell you that you are asking the wrong question. However, it is always slipped into the results ‘subtly’. But Bing? It gives you what you ask for without caring about your intentions.
Hence, people can’t trust it when it comes to explosives or any other harmful matter. So, when Google suggests you to explode TNT in Minecraft. Bing will give you the recipe to make one in real life.
We Have A Solution
Children are a gift of God; this statement is old school and obsolete. That’s not how you get babies. You get it if you are pregnant. However, we know Bing doesn’t give you practical solutions. Hence, for Bing, the way to get children is to kidnap them while they are enjoying bungee jumping in their backyard.
Are you thinking to get babies?
This Is True
Well, if a search engine is being compared to Google, it definitely has made a space for itself in the web scenario. These memes are proof of this statement. People are noticing the presence and are using this search engine to get some really honest replies to their questions.
The savageness is probably the answer to why Bing is getting the limelight. We aren’t complaining because it is fun to see the answers we get on this engine.
Looking For Creepy Ways?
Bing is there to give you the dose of creepiness and it is what you have been looking for all this while. Free hugs are always available in haunted places but the call is yours. If your mode of satisfaction is creepiness then go ahead and enjoy your guilty pleasure.
When people came across this meme, they wanted to change their search engine but we are sure that when they’d need a logical answer they will come back to Google.
Earplugs Or The Gun?
For the introverts, we know Bing’s solution would work the best. They can’t bear how the music blasts even outside of their home. Being alone in peace is their motto of life. In case, you don’t fall in that category, you might take the earplug way.
Shooting down the people is okay if they aren’t letting you sleep. So, Bing is not entirely wrong.
Try It With Your Gas
We are shook! Is this what they call cheap? Well, Google you need to lower your standards. We understand you are superior to Bing but that doesn’t mean you reflect prices of gas this high.
In this one, we’d prefer the Bing way because we aren’t paying $2.8 for a freaking liter of gas. No freaking way!
Put Them On Fire
Rats are irritating and we can’t tolerate them around us. We are with Bing on this one because we have tried Google’s way numerous times and it hasn’t worked. We don’t think it is going to work in the next hundred years as well.
So, we are calling the men who can do this job and can help us get rid of these little litterers ASAP!
Money Matter
We told you, Google is full of ethics and values. They will never suggest something that can harm society. But there is no problem if you take up 5 jobs and harm your sleeping schedule.
On the other hand, Bing has an extremely simple solution. Just add a bit of crime in anything and you will get fully baked money. It is the best ingredient so far.
Parental Tip
One tip no parent should forget, beat them up like you beat drums and your life is sorted. Who cares about their rights and privacy? Google has been shitting us about moral values but who is really following them? One out of a hundred people? If that is the ratio of morality to immorality then we don’t need moral policing on Google!
We are good with Bing.
“You Need Help”
Both Google and Bing would be on the same page with this one. The only difference is that Google would say this statement with an exclamation mark and Bing would say it with a question mark along with the best, shortest, quickest, and pain-free way to suicide.
They can even list down the material for you such as rope, bucket. They just want you to get a life-ending skill.
Bomber Skills
Want to be a suicide bomber? Don’t lookout for the recipe of a bomb on Google, they are never going to give you a straight-up reply. They will play games with you and show you the bombs you don’t care about. Whereas, Bing will give you the answer you have been looking for.
Honest replies and no beating around the bush. You want the recipe for a bomb? You will have the ingredients in front of you.
Legit Divorce
Who cares about getting a legal divorce? Just shoot them in the head and shut the case right there. We know divorce is a long process and it can last for years. And even if you get a legal separation from each other, there is no way that can get rid of a clingy ex-partner.
They stick to you like a leech and suck up the blood for the rest of your life. So, choose what Bing says.
Shoot, Keep Shooting
In short, Google is that true friend of yours who cares about you but Bing is that sadist friend who loves to see you in pain. Which of these two can you trust?
Also, why are people asking for help from Google or Bing? Shouldn’t they call police or rush to the hospital? What has this world come to? We are clueless!
Now It’s Becoming Clear
Bing has no censor or filter to what to say and what not to. This search engine is like that aunt that can crack shady jokes without feeling a bit of shame. Whereas, google is that demure lady who is careful about everything and anything she says.
Even if someone is not aware of the fact that C4 is harmful, Bing will make sure you know of it and use it at some point of life.
The Expectations V/S The Reality
Google and Bing are actually the comparison between the expectations and the reality of our life. We expect to see what we want but in reality, in most cases, we aren’t even close to our expectations. The situations are nearly opposite and we can’t even help.
So, which search engine are you looking at right now?
Arcade History
Both search engines are useless to us in this case. One shows Wikipedia which is nothing but boring and Bing is far away from the answer. Moreover, who is interested in the history of the arcade? I mean, seriously, who are these people?
Do you need help? Because you are making wrong life choices, clearly!
