One of the craziest things going around the digital world is the r/roastme subreddit, giving rise to some of the most savage instances. People are asking strangers to roast them and the results are extremely cold! There were days when roasting was all about chicken or veggies being cooked for a scrumptious dinner meal but now aiming all the worst remarks at a person is what roasting is all about. Well, they are volunteering for it, so, they can’t expect others to go easy on them. From commenting something frosty about a person’s facial features to a severe opinion about their personality, these roasts are hard to absorb!
One Long Trip
When a roast leaves you in splits, you know they have won the entire game! This is one of those hysterical roasts that deserves the award for being the wittiest and on point. This girl may have received many comments about her big forehead but no one would have ever made a cab ride bill for it. Maybe it made her feel a little embarrassed but she would never hear anything worse as it’s tough to beat this one.
Raised A Few Eyebrows
This girl should have seen this coming when she posted a roast me request. Her eyebrows are lacking any natural element and that’s what grabs the most attention in her selfie. It was probably easy for people to find something to roast her. It started with someone asking the place where they can buy artificial eyebrows to stick on the face and a quick-witted answer closed the conversation!
Missing: Sympathy
The people who are ready to type some harsh words on a roast me request seem to have thrown all the benignity and concern for a while in a trash can before jumping in to write a roast. We guess those are the rules! When this man with a noticeable gap in his teeth stood there holding that “roast me” card, he might have expected the worst with focus on his teeth but this one could not have occurred to him.
Roost Not Found
This guy could have opted for a spell check before posting this picture under the /roastme subreddit as no one was preparing a nest to rest there considering that his words suggest “Roost Me”. So, when people came at him, they decided to ignore that spelling error and concentrate on that hairline that is repelling his face. That’s what the people on the other side had to say about him and his weird hairline.
Shop For Better Moisturizers
Those who struggle with the excess oil on their face can relate to this roast. This girl should have given some time to her skincare before picking up that phone for a selfie to be uploaded in the “roast me” section of Reddit. With all that oil in the way, everything else was a blur and people had to comment about her face. The roast stated, “It looks like you moisturized your face with a corn dog.” Only the corn dog came out a winner in this one!
Double Trouble
Either she was too nosy that a new nose appeared on the top of the original one or she is blessed with an extraordinary sense of smell. When she asked for a roast, her nose’s nose became the roasters’ favorite thing to comment on. Once you notice it, you can never forget this image of a double nose. The eye for detail of this roaster is definitely commendable.
Unibrow Under The Spotlight
The roasters are here to give a reality check in the most savage way. The guy might not have noticed that the width of his nose and lips is almost the same after all these years but someone was there to do a better job than the mirror. Did you think his eyebrows would be spared on a “roast me” round? No one is fortunate enough in that zone once they step into it. “Not even Moses can split your eyebrows apart” completes the lampooning.
Red Flags All Over
The roaster just went ahead with the comparison and didn’t think twice before telling her that she resembles a stop sign. That’s rude! But that is the whole point of this roasting trend, right? She needs expert advice on hair color before taking control and misjudge the measurements. No one wants another disaster after a humiliating one on such a platform. We guess this was her red alert to head over to a salon and give that color some toning down!
Balloon Deflated
This is just another roast that involves an inanimate object. Someone thought that this guy emulated a balloon used at the birthday parties held for little kids and it may have deflated all the confidence he was filled with before posting this picture with a “Roast me” tag. Now, balloons would no longer be just another thing to play with. They would remind us of this roast and the tiny smile on a round face.
Boycotting Plastic
This girl seemed to have spent a lot of time dressing up for the selfie for the request of being roasted. She made sure that she looked flawless with all the make-up and hairstyling. However, after reading that roast, she must have wished that she never picked up those palettes and brushes. “Id never roast plastic thats bad for the environment,” the comment read. We guess that’s the end for this roast and no one can beat this level of harshness!
Upper Lip In Hiding
While there are a few who are spending quite a lot of time baking their faces before requesting a roast on Reddit, there are a few others who sit in their hoodies with a bare face and show the most unattractive expression. This girl had her picture clicked for the trend and her roast was quite obvious since she hid her upper lip while giving a big smile. Was she really folding in her lip or is it her natural look? That secret was never revealed.
The Hair Song
The roaster here could only imagine audio cassettes when they looked at that messy and curly hair. That girl might be having a good hair day but well, it wasn’t good enough for the viewers. She is definitely planning to undergo some hair treatment after this brutal roast was thrown on her head along with “50 different audio cassettes”.
Bad Days Are Escalating
This girl had to write a caption with her picture that would call all the roasters and give them an easy way into her roasting. “Haha I look terrible today, so go ahead,” she posted. The roasters were quick to jump into the pool of frosty comments and someone made a clear remark that she is definitely going to look terrible tomorrow as well. Well, she gave them that chit!
If Lost, Return Here
Although that onesie is not letting him emerge unscathed out of the crowd of laughing people, he never found himself amidst the real crowd and so, decided to call in some burns virtually. While his outfit was a disappointment and people lampooned him for that but there was another thing on him that was mocked. Those dog tags seemed to be a little too out of place and someone just uttered the words, “No one is going to claim that body.”
Call For The Assistant Manager
Look who replaced Genie in the modern era! The magic lamp knows exactly what an assistant manager at a pharmacy store looks like. This guy could have done the picture without the tie and maybe the roast would not have given him this title of managing a store. Then, he could have just been another employee at a small convenience store or whatever the roasters agree with.
Coffee And Career
We think it was just the coffee asking to be roasted but the Reddit users won’t ever miss the opportunity to the lampooning the person in the frame with those two words.
The career aspirations are the favorite topic of the roasters when they find their target in an apron ready to take the coffee order of their customer. Here, it was combined with his hairline that needed some limelight too.
Beneath Those Layers Of Concealer
Roasting a person for what is not visible on the screen is also a genius idea. That’s what this roaster did when they saw this picture of a girl pouting after applying some extra layers of foundation, concealer, mousse, pressed powder, and blush. Whoa! That’s all the make-up this world has ever known (we guess!). All her efforts of blending went to waste as her acne was under the spotlight. We hope this girl received her lesson after that burn.
Oh Lorde!
This woman needs an ointment for burns after reading this. When someone tells us that we resemble a popular star, it’s the best thing to know but one word in front of the big star’s name is enough to ruin our day or life. Lorde is known for her amazing voice and incredible songs. She has a huge following and if someone is told that they look like her, it should be flattering but that's when the word “discount” is added before Lorde. Burn!
A Gummy Roast
This one just took us back to our high school when chewing those flavored gums was considered “cool” but when it was time for the class, the only place left to stick it was under the desk. Don’t act like it’s cringe-worthy, we all have been there and done that. This girl just smiled the widest for the picture and her gums caught the attention. Okay, the high school desks had a lot of gum under them but this comment is way too visual.
One Shade Of Sorrow
The lipstick manufacturing companies need to come up with more innovative and creative names for various shades and taking help from the lampoon experts on Reddit might be a good plan. When this girl took a selfie in the car after contemplating the idea of a roast far many times, she wore a dark lip stain and went for it. “White Gal Internal Sorrow” – That’s what this shade is called now. You can buy it too if you are having trouble conveying that internal sorrow.
Check The Nametag
When the entire extended family gathers for a Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas, a few members need to introduce themselves repeatedly every other year as they are forgotten by almost every person present at those events. This roaster on Reddit realized that this girl looks like someone who would have to carry a nametag at those reunions. These words may have caused an intense burn.
Back To Kindergarten
When this guy entered the “roast me” subreddit, he was definitely not thinking as some harsh roasts were ready to be served especially when he was wearing that t-shirt and had a bland expression for the camera. The roaster traveled back to the kindergarten days as they could see some similarity between this guy and a kindergartener’s playdoh attempt at building a person. This just went to another level.
That Popular Alien
Those who have watched the animated sitcom “American Dad” would know where this ’Roger’ is coming from. Roger was an alien who adopted fictitious personas to look as humanly as possible. This roast seems to be rough and brutal considering that Roger was an alien in weird disguises. However, it is clear that the woman called herself that. “Hey. That’s our job,” a roaster sounded like it was an insult to their job. You cannot make fun of yourself and that too, in such a smart way!
Painfully Pierced
This girl is undoubtedly a fan of the piercing trend and looks like she loves to have her nose adorned with tiny accessories. Three on one little nose! Her roast had to be about those piercings but we could not have guessed the way it would be presented. So, her nose is apparently, depicting a face and the roaster had a frosty comment on it. They revealed that it is prettier than the rest of the face. “Better eyebrows too,” they concluded.
A Gaming Roast
How cold is enough cold? This roast defines it. It is brutal and savage but for once, if we look closely and read those words, it is just hilarious! How does one come up with such comparisons? It might be an amusing thing to read for others, but we can tell that the girl would have screamed aloud inside after knowing how she was roasted. A merciless comparison to a Wii Sports character is a little too much to handle.
Excitement Level: The Grinch
The only one who is just completely frustrated by those Christmas cheer and festivities is The Grinch. He is a spoilsport who wants to steal the enthusiasm around that holiday. Being called that green-furred creature who is annoyed when people are elated for the big holiday season is not good news. Was this roaster trying to say that she has evil looks? Well, that’s cruel. These roasters have a commendable sense of humor and creativity.
In An Ice-Cold Puddle
This man was trying really hard to look tough and build those muscles by working out regularly. However, one roast later, everything became zero and meaningless. The roaster had nothing to do with his tattoos or that striking build but focused on those looks and had a cold (very literally!) roast served with a flavored syrup on top. But an ice-cream comparison is not too bad - we love savoring a cup of that delicious soft-serve anytime.
An Appearance From The Ice Age
The roasters are picking the strangest characters from the animated movies and shows. When we think of a sloth, we picture that lazy animal having the time of its life. Now, this girl was told that she is “Sid the Sloth’s less attractive sister” and that is as rude as it can get. We know what that creature looked like from the Ice Age series and it’s a brutal one. But she might have prepared herself to hear something like that as she looks excited about the roasting game.
One for the Potterheads
After this witty roast, this girl needs to find her way to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as escaping would have been a safer option. It’s enough embarrassment for a lifetime. She could have skipped those round glasses while taking the picture as they scream “Harry Potter” and people have a bag full of savage jokes around that topic. They can pick one and throw it, especially when the other person volunteered for the lampooning.
A Comedian’s Disguise
This roast is inspired by the unmatched wit of Groucho Marx, one of America’s greatest comedians. Maybe, it’s not possible to reach his level of humor and comic timing but at least, someone tried. This popular comedian was also known for his mustache and glasses included in his stage make-up. So, when this girl wanted a roast, someone was reminded of Groucho glasses. They were offended by those glasses being incomplete. No one plays around with Groucho’s look.
That Birthday Burn
The last thing one wants to hear on their birthday is that they look old. This woman asked for a sizzling roast on her 28th birthday and she got it. That’s the only thing she is having for dinner that night as she doesn’t want all that fried food and sweet desserts to be responsible for her aged looks. Her birthday is ruined and how! She needs another three years to recover from this savage comment.
Roasting From The Field
We can tell that this roaster is watching all TV newscasts all day long and has the faces of every reporter etched in their mind. This is why when the girl volunteered for a roast, the instant response was “You look like the token minority field reporter on every TV newscast.” It is rude to everyone involved - this girl who wanted a roast, the news, and field reporters. The girl in the picture may be the most impacted by this savage statement (in case she wasn’t ready for that blow!).
A Hairy Intervention
The dense and bushy eyebrows always catch all the attention and when someone with those thick brows asks for a ridiculing comment on them, those dense features make it simpler. This guy’s expressions say that he is thrilled for a roast but had no idea what’s coming his way. He is habitual of watching his bushy eyebrows every day, but they are nowhere close to ordinary for the audience!
A Hazardous Step
We are still baffled by this man’s confidence in asking for a roast and desire to be lambasted when he knew that it was going to be focused on all the hairy elements that are so dear to him. His hair could not escape the conversation and his beloved locks were labeled as a “fire hazard”. This wasn’t the end of it. There were a few hazards that came to the roaster’s mind while looking at his face – “a child hazard” to be exact!
Harshness Multiplies
When two are in the frame volunteering for a round of lampooning, you can expect the intensity of the brutality to increase manifold. These girls may have too much to drink at the pub, giving them the confidence to step ahead in this trend. The roaster directly hit with the weapon of appearance. It’s a serious burn and we hope they had each other’s backs when they were attacked in such a ruthless way.
Hitting With A Belt
The king of savageness has arrived with a cruel opinion on someone’s “spilling” neck. This roaster could not hold the urge to comment on the man’s neck and flayed him using the shabby belt he is wearing. This could not have been more brutal. We wonder if that delicate and innocent face would be able to handle such bitterness but he agreed to it, so, he is left with no choice but to accept the “spilling neck” he is told to tighten with a belt.
Error: Real Face Not Found
This is the perfect example of lampooning revolving around shimmering makeup. The sparkling products don’t impress those sitting on the other side of the roast trend who are ready to throw water on the painted faces. If this woman had skipped putting on that mascara and lipstick (and all that’s covering her natural skin), she would not have given such an easy path to them to mock her.
The Pigeons Await Their Leader
Haven’t we all watched Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York more times than we would like to accept? When we say that, we remember the pigeon lady who rescued Kevin from the Wet Bandits. However, when someone says “a less attractive version of the pigeon lady”, we don’t know how to feel. This girl wanted a roast and she was served a sizzling one on her platter. All she needs is a little Kevin to dust off that “less attractive” from her shoulder for a while.
An Affirming Nod
Attacking the mustache by calling it bigger than a few cities around the world or playing with that solemn face would have been easy options for this roast-me request. However, no one boarded that plain sailing in this case and prepared an unimaginable weapon that would hit at the right place. They just tagged him as that person who likes using certain “outmoded” phrases instead of just “yes” or “no” and finds it cool. Who all would affirm this?
Resembling A Garden Ornament
This man with a white beard somehow found his way towards this roast me trend and decided to give it a shot. We think no one warned him about the extent of the damage. A garden gnome – that’s what someone went for in his case and we can’t deny that his observation skills are really good. He would need a hat to complete his look now and come back for another round of this public ridiculing.
