These Wacky Stories Will Make You Thank Your Boss For Being Less Of A Pain

While we work on our desks, our boss will never show up. But as soon as we slide our chairs towards a co-worker to get some gossip, the devil will appear and give us the look we dread. Has this happened with you?

Well, bosses are cruel and our salary slips are the proof. The charity they give in return for the work we do is commendable but these are not the actual issues. Our boss is still better than the ones we are about to talk about.

A-Okay Approval

Vacation is a necessity for all the working people and we can’t really do without it. However, some employees can barely make time for a weekend getaway. Why? Well, what can you do when you have a suffocating boss sitting on your neck, choking you and asking you to do work even on the weekends?

This one is an apt example to show how bosses can cancel all your future vacations. So, if you need a break, you gotta quit.

Cameras Are Not That Necessary

We understand that it is important to install cameras in the office, as you need proof when something goes wrong on the premises. However, who said we need proof of anything in the washroom? 

Installing a hidden camera in the washroom is off-limits and we are proud of the women who decided to quit when they found out. But what about the women who will join the firm in the future?

$50 Gift Card

When we see the end of the year arriving, we know it is the time to celebrate. Gifts and surprises are on the way. We all look forward to the perks we get from our workplace at this point of the year. However, most of us are left disappointed.

This one is an example of how bosses can give you a gift voucher and then take away the happiness by telling you that you owe them something. Cruel!

It Was For All Of Us

Not many people realize that things are meant to be shared. Sharing is caring; we have learned it all our lives but bosses don’t care. This one incident took place in an office where an employee had brought Pecan pie for all the co-workers. 

When he came across an empty plate in noon, he thought that maybe the colleagues would have enjoyed it and finished it completely. However, he saw the leftover of pi in his boss’ cabin and that explained the empty plate of pie.

You Can’t Take It Home

Most workplaces are toxic and the blame is on the bosses; no one else is to be blamed. Pizzas make all the employees happy. However, how many bosses can really tolerate happy faces around them? In this particular office, a pizza party was given but the employees were not allowed to take away extra pizzas to their home.

The boss threw away all of the extra ones! How harsh can one be?

Exploiting The Employees

Illegal exploitation is a part of some professions and jobs. The worst part is you cannot do anything about it; all you can do is quit and get out of that toxicity. 

It is the responsibility of HR to take out the illegal aspect from a business but we assume there is no HR department involved in this business.

It Isn’t Free?

Who charges for water? It is bizarre to know that there are companies who wouldn’t pay for water – a necessity for life. Staying hydrated is something you need throughout the day. This employer refused to pay for water and employees came together to get themselves a can of water. After all, you cannot sacrifice on something you need on a daily basis.

Fortune 500 Companies

What do you expect while working with a company that was listed in Fortune 500 companies? A hefty bonus in the festive season? Well, this company is one of those and this employee of the company got some lame stationery, two chocolates, and a pass to enjoy a day at work without the dress code.

How disappointed would you be after spotting this as your Christmas present?

True Megalomania

In this era, where employees are given more perks than the employer, some bosses tend to enjoy exercising power on their employees. We understand that bosses are definitely making more money than we do and they have better facilities. Like this one here has a car we all would want but who cares about the parking space of the employees, right? 

Do you want to know what these people are called? Well, if you are one of them, you probably don’t want to know!

Stick To Professionalism

When it comes to the conversations between an employee and the employer, we expect that there would be a bit of professionalism. If not that, there should be a bit of politeness would do. However, Kelly shared her experience where there was neither of the two.

She said, “I’m extremely allergic to peanuts, and a coworker was eating a packet of trail mix near me. My skin became red and hot, so I took a Benadryl, and while I was waiting for it to kick in, my boss said to me, ‘You know that nobody can take you seriously when you look like a tomato, right?'”

What the heck would you reply to this ridiculous comment?

Prejudice

Do you want to know how prejudice sounds like at a workplace? This person explained how she faced it at the workplace. 

She wrote, “I’m a Malaysian living in America, and I once worked at a fast-food chain when I was a student. It was my first week when my boss asked me to leave what I was doing to take an order from a customer that looked Asian. ‘You look similar, yes?’ she put forward, ‘Maybe you’ll be able to understand him.’ I could figure out from his accent…that he was American.”

Sounds similar to something you have heard before?

Full Of Tactics

If a person is made a fire marshal, he is expected to move out of the building in the last whenever there is a fire drill or a real fire. A person was given the position of Fire Marshal and he expected his boss to give him a reason like he was the most responsible one or something that would reflect his personality.

However, the reason he got was that he had no family and that makes him more “EXPENDABLE”. Hence, he was made the Fire Marshal.

Embarrassing Among All

We assume our bosses love to embarrass one of the colleagues on a daily basis. This is how it looks like:

“My colleague and I had both scheduled to come in later than usual one day. Well, she got to work before me by a few minutes, and when I walked in, I jokingly said, ‘Aww, you’re making me look bad and beat me here.’ My boss was close by and responded, ‘Trust me; you don’t need anyone else to make you look bad.’ My coworkers fell silent, and I just laughed awkwardly from pure embarrassment.”

Goodbye Loser

If you are getting a farewell from your boss, you might be getting all chirpy about it but probably it’s not the best thing if your boss is similar to this one. After all, who would want to be called ‘a quitter’ or ‘a loser’? 

There is a possibility that the boss was just trying to be funny but it was a poor attempt at it and he failed miserably.

How To Solve A Problem?

There are different things in your office that you don’t like. The way you deal with it is the real talent. However, if you are the boss, you can make things the way you want, irrespective of what the employees want. Remember the megalomaniac? 

Yes, so this boss didn’t like the color of the chairs in the break room, so, he decided to get rid of the chairs. He didn’t consider repainting them or switching them with other chairs. A true reflection of power!

Assisting At All Times

Jane, a true hard worker was busy beating her deadlines while her boss was hundreds of miles away at a luxury resort. He was there for a meeting. In the middle of her packed up schedule, Jane got a call from her boss who asked her to call the hotel authorities.

Yes, he was asking her to call a hotel that was hundreds of miles away from Jane – the one he was staying in. Why? Because he hadn’t spotted any staff member from the last twenty minutes and he wanted his drinks to be refreshed! *Rolling the eyes*

Wait, What?

We are sometimes buzzed by what our bosses do and the worst part is we can’t even tell them that they are being ‘bird-brained’. Charlotte was in a similar situation when her boss sent her a text to check her email. You wanna know what was the content of the mail? It had two words that read, “call me”. It was a ‘facepalm’ moment right there.

It’s like you call someone to ask them to check the text you had sent and the text read, “call me”.

Birthday Cards

The companies usually go on a cost-cutting mode and they try to save as much as they can. However, this boss is an overboard example of how cheap one can get. He is one of those who won’t restock the coffee or tea if it runs out before one month. He would wait for the next month till the new stock comes in.

So, when he gave a birthday card to someone he was in a state of shocked surprise until he uttered these stupid words out of his mouth.

He said, “When you’ve gone through reading it, take it to Robin down the hall. It’s her birthday today too.”

The Perks Of Working Extra

Samantha was being nice when she offered to help her boss through lunch. It was a report they were working on. Her boss was extremely grateful to her for her cooperation and offered to take her out to grab a bite. He said that it was a place with a buffet of food from all around the world. 

Samantha was obviously ecstatic about the experience she was about to have. However, she wasn’t aware of what was in store for her. The boss took her to Sam’s Club – a place that is basically a discount supermarket chain where they give out free samples.

Muffin Tops

Jenny used to work in an office where it was a muffin day. The boss had brought them in. Shocking, right? The boss said, “I brought in muffins. They’re in the break room, help yourself.”

Everyone was excited and went into the room to find the muffins topless. They saw that only the bottom part was left and when Jenny asked him the reason, he said, “Oh, yeah, I only like muffin tops.”