Twitter has been giving us some really amazing stories to binge on. This man gave us an insight into his life – A live-in relationship with his girlfriend and her best friend. Isn’t this trio the best? But have you thought about the life of the boyfriend? Sounds depressing, right?
Well, you gotta look at his tweets to know his side of the story!
Lifetime Opportunity
For boys, it happens rarely that you get to have not just one but two women as flatmates. Also, it is so difficult to appreciate the opposite sex unless you have lived with them. This man was living with his girlfriend and her best friend who’s a girl and his life took a turn he never imagined.
Here's his story on Twitter.
The Difference
The difference between living with a man and a woman is huge and you can never fill this gap, no matter how tomboyish is your girlfriend. So, the day you decide to “live-in”, make sure you have the guts to dive-in in a whole new experience.
You will no longer deal with the boxers and unwashed utensils. It will be more about the cushions and the curtains. This man had to deal with two women, how do you think the experience must have been?
Texting Game
If you thought that the girl you are hitting o is the only one who sees the messages then we are sorry to disappoint you. Your messages are screenshot and sent in a group of friends who tell them how to reply and no, that’s not all.
They even score you on a scale of a gentleman to a douchebag. So, don’t take a risk of sending her something offensive because your every text goes through a dissection.
Wait, What?
Just because you have glorified women in your head doesn’t mean that they are actually glorified versions of men. They have the same bodily function like men have. Yes, they do poop and this is the most common topic of discussion among girls.
Gross, but true! Girls slay at pretending as they can hold up the stool for days when they are around men but once they are in their safe place, they enter the loo with their phones and spend the next one-hour dumping whatever they stuffed in.
Loo Talks
Loo, poop, pee, these words are mandatory in a girls’ night. So, if you thought “loo” talks are forbidden by women then you need an eye-opener and an invite to girls’ night. Join them and know what is it like to be on the other side of life.
So, if you are living with two women, it is obvious that you are hearing the poo word every day, at least once!
The Clips Saga
Men won’t realize it until they start living with a woman. Women buy hundreds of clips and rubber bands and every night you will find them looking for one. The bummer here is that they never find one in time and men will find it everywhere they sit or lie.
You can keep numerous hairbands and hairpins in their handbags, the next day you will find nada!
The Night Outs
For men, night outs are more spontaneous and in-the-moment kinda thing. However, that’s not applicable to women.
Women plan a night out weeks ahead of the schedule. They make sure they are prepared for it. However, even after planning it weeks before the night, the girls will end up spending hours to plan it all over again.
The dresses, the shoes, the boys, the booze, all of it is discussed while they dress up and are zipping up their dresses.
Candles, Candles, Everywhere
When we talk about problems, the only solution girls have is candles. For ladies, you gotta light one and all your problems vanish away. Also, to all the men out there, if you thought that there were just vanilla flavors available, you are wrong.
There are flavors like asparagus and turtle and we can’t digest this fact. Why would one want to smell a turtle around them?
The Series Love
Men watch some mad crazy series that keep you on your toes. However, women are obsessed with series that are mad emotional. While living with women, you both kind of become moderate and adapt to both kinds of series.
In this case, it was the man who had to adapt because he was living with TWO women.
Eyebrows On Fleek
We knew women are always trying to keep their brows perfect. However, men would never understand their obsession with keeping others’ brows on fleek. You just need to be in their proximity and they will see your excess hair and their OCD would appear.
It is the same with blackheads as well. They can’t stand excess of these two.
What’s A Diet?
We all have heard a girl saying, “I want a bikini body. I am going on a diet!” However, trust us when we say, “They never go on diet!” Maybe they do for a day or two but then their cheat day comes and they forget what they wanted.
After that, they just want food and they don’t even need an excuse for hogging thousands of calories.
He Was Living With CIA Agents
Actually, every girl is a CIA agent and there is no exception to this statement. Girls find out everything from anywhere. You just gotta reveal your name and they will have you birth details and your life story in their notes by the next week.
The next time you hit them up, they will know your shoe size your body count, the number of shirts you have and everything else.
Girls Have A Power
They can turn anything and everything into an outfit. Even the bathrobes and another superpower they have is that they can make men wear their outfits as well.
Also, men enjoy doing these girly things when they are around girls. And we agree bathrobes are warm hugs made out of cloth. You cannot resist them even while you are sleeping.
Girls Will Be Girls
They don’t need music, they don’t need a floor, they just need a mood and they can dance it off. They can have their floor anywhere they want and they can dance even on the beat of falling utensils.
Hence, living in a house with two girls can turn out to be a personal concert for you. You will be lying around on the couch and the girls would be dancing around you at all times.
Drama, Drama, And Lots Of Drama
Even if you haven’t seen a Bollywood movie, you will know how they look like when you start living with girls. They make a big mess of everything and anything. Also, if there is no mess, girls have the capability to put a bit of drama in it and turn it into a full-fledged drama sequence.
Also, they cannot resist drama. A day without drama feels like stepping out of the house without mascara.
The Visitors’ Policy
If you have girls living with you, know that you cannot make any spontaneous plans. You cannot invite someone to your place instantly. The girls have to know at least a week before the plan so that they can clean up the house and set their wardrobes.
Girls can be messy but they will never let it show to the visitors, no matter what!
They Share Everything
You rarely spot guys sharing clothes but when you live with more than one girl, you know that the motto of their life is sharing is caring. You cannot tell whose top has been lying around in the bathroom because the two of them would wear equally.
When you spot two best friends in the same clothes on their social media feeds, know that they didn’t buy the same top. Why buy two when you can share?
The Hair Fall
Men have always thought of how great it would be to live with a woman, isn’t it? However, that’s not the entire truth. Men don’t realize that women have long hair and women keep shedding them every now and then. There is no point where women stop shedding their hair.
The worst-case scenario is in the bathroom where the pipes get clogged just because of the hair.
True Loyalty
No matter how messy it is to live with women, no man can hate it. This one is clearly loving every bit of it. Craig is in love with his girlfriend and wouldn’t change the scenario for anything in this world. If two girls are best friends and a guy is living with the two of them, he will learn what true binding loyalty is.
The girls don’t just sync in the emotions but the words as well.
The Viral Thread
This thread was relatable at all level and not even one aspect of “living with girls” was exaggerated. That was the main reason people loved it and there were praises around people who read them all. Not all men can portray a true picture of how is it to live with women.
So, know that when you start living with girls you are going to a hell of a time. It is going to be entertaining and educational at the same time.
Putting A Face On The Thread
The girls we have been discussing needed to be given some credit and a face had to be put on the thread. After all, we just talked about their personal life.
Also, they were the inspiration to one of the funniest threads on the platform. So, they had to be seen through the real-life picture. The faces behind the true bond of best friends.
