Marriage is reminding one about the conversation you know you had while the other swears it never happened.
Movie Nights Witness A Downfall
One important rule of marriage: When the dinner is done, it’s time to go to bed. You cannot start a new movie after 10 p.m. and expect to watch the whole movie together without one dozing off in the middle.
Movie nights can’t happen when both of you are exhausted after a hectic day at work (which is every day!). It’s better to just cuddle and sleep.
Extra Food Is A Savior
So many married people are relating to this tweet! You are not hungry and then one moment later, you need a complete meal especially when your partner is preparing something in the kitchen.
So, make this a rule in your house to prepare extra food whenever you find yourself in the kitchen with some ingredients. Till then, order a grilled cheese and savor it!
Priorities Are Set
The definition of romance alters slightly after you are a married couple. You can’t disagree here!
This tweet is proving the point and setting the priorities straight. Laundry will always have a top position, even above the cozy intimate time. You are not allowed to ruin the folded clothes in any case. Don’t try to follow the TV scenes as they might not be realistic always.
No messing with the folded laundry.
Where Did The Chips Go?
After marriage, you can expect the packets of chips and other snacks getting “misplaced” especially the ones that you have been saving for the future munching.
All the husbands can relate to this tweet as they have to go on a lookout for snacks when they are craving them but all futile attempts. The places where they are hidden are tough ones!
Toilet Paper Controversy
This one is for all the husbands who have been assigned the duty of buying toilet paper. You cannot come back home with a cheap or unpopular brand of toilet roll. If you do, get ready to be attacked and it can be in the form of a tweet like this one and called a “psycho” publicly.
So, spend some money on the toiletries and some time in that aisle doing research!
The Real Struggles
This tweet is speaking a lot about what married life has in store for couples. The conversations can sound a lot like this. Both of you would end up convincing each other about something that may or may not have happened a few days (or weeks) earlier.
Be prepared for some arguments too when one is far more adamant than the other. One has to give up in the end.
Poor Listening Skills
This tweet is just one of the many million discussions between husband and wife where one is continuously talking and the other is lost in some other world. That happens!
The listening skills tend to deteriorate when you have spent a lot of time with each other. You will find yourself using one word to respond to anything your spouse has to say. So, this guy said the right thing.
The Weirdly Strong Sense Of Smell
After living with one person for so many years, you notice even the smallest details about their behavior and that just stays with you. So, this tweet might sound strange to many but the married couples have a firm belief in this!
Your breath will reveal all that you had been eating or drinking during the day. There are no secrets.
The Outfit Conflict
Always get your partner’s approval on your clothes before stepping out of the house. Such reactions can be expected as your partner will not be a fan of your fashion choices (corduroy, really?) always.
Instead of taking a look at yourself in the mirror after dressing up, go to your spouse and see what their expressions say. That would be helpful!
Dog Versus Wife
When this husband had to choose between his wife and their dog, he didn’t think twice and picked the dog in a moment. The surprising thing here is that his wife asked this question and even then, he didn’t hesitate to reveal who he loves more.
Dogs won’t ever disappoint you and that can one reason for loving the pup more than your partner. You can find more reasons!
Million Dollar Questions
This is clearly a tweet by a frustrated husband who has a curious wife. But we bet he is not alone in the struggle! Such questions are asked a lot and you are expected to answer them. After a few years of marriage, you will be spontaneous with the answers.
Let your wife create an “intriguing” environment and play this game of guessing who and what!
That Last Bite…
How appropriate is this tweet! The last bite of any food that the person in front of you is eating turns out to be the most tempting. You cannot help but keep an eye on that bite even if it means that you are annoying the other person. Welcome to the married life!
There are going to be arguments on this topic but eventually, you will get used to all the tantrums and habits. This is going to be a crazy ride!
Mandatory Teeth Check
Whenever you are done having a meal, you need someone to check your teeth and if there is any piece of food stuck in them. Who is better than your spouse to do that necessary check?
How adorable is this little conversation between the wife and husband! He got all romantic as he saw his wife smiling at him but the romance vanished in the air as soon as she spoke the next words. That’s married life for you, people!
Furniture Shopping: Married Edition
Heading out for furniture shopping with your spouse? This is going to be a real deal! This guy just described the experience perfectly. You will not leave the house until you have a measuring tape in your hand. There needs to be accuracy!
Buying furniture is no longer a “decoration” task after you are married as it involves serious discussions and “measurements”!
Couple Grooming Sessions
There are many fun activities for a married couple to rekindle the romance every once in a while. But let’s be practical, giving your partner a quick salon service with your own hands can be romantic too!
Plucking your husband’s eyebrows is a good idea and husbands won’t really feel the same but they will get a cleaner look after bearing the pain. This tweet is aptly summarizing that quick conversation and action!
Deeper The Love, Louder The Sneeze
This is unbelievably accurate and the ones who have tied the knot are nodding their heads in approval of this tweet. We think that experts are still finding out the reason for the volume of his sneeze increasing with every year of you being married to him.
The intensity of love is directly proportional to the volume of the sneeze! That’s how scientific we got here.
Intense Furnishing Details
The choice of clothes to wear on a date will be the last thing that you will be confused about after your marriage. The priority will be given to the furnishings and there won’t be any compromise with the color of the curtains and couch.
From only caring about if there is food in the fridge to deciding regarding the furniture and home décor, we just grow up!
Beware Of The Chaos Ahead
Yes, there is going to be chaos and you have to gather the power to deal with it. Marriage is not a smooth ride and you should not even expect it to be rainbows and sunshine always. The storms like the one here will knock on your door and create a mess.
Now, what needs to be taken care of here? The oven, the popcorn maker or the relationship?
Food Saving Tactics
All we need is some yummy snacks at home available at all times. But you need to be smart enough to save them from your partner. This husband was acing that game until his wife found out and tweeted it for the world to hear.
We know you can come up with better ideas to keep the food safe from the other member living with you. Also, don’t get caught in the process!
Division of Work
When you are married and start living together under the same roof, there needs to be a proper and fair division of work. Now, the definition of "fair" can vary for every couple as according to this tweet, the fair seems weird. How is eating chocolates equivalent to looking for insects and cleaning? Maybe that’s what the husband volunteered for!
This wife has her life sorted with this “balance” at home. What else does one need, right?
